luhan: my anaconda don’t want none unless you look like a steamed bun hun
luhan: *stares lovingly at minseok*
I'll go buy medicine for you hyung
911!! SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR. MY MINSEOK NEEDS TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL NOW. THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH. Stay with me Minseok! Don't leave me!!!!!
luhan please stop shaking me
You can tell how deep you are into the fandom by the fanfics you read. If you’re into OC, you’re obviously new here..
never ever read one.
ALL YOU PIECES OF SHIT WHO SAY THE OTHER MEMBERS ALSO WANTED JESSICA OUT OF SNSD,
OPEN YOUR FUCKIN’ EYES AND TELL ME THESE ARE ALL JUST FAKE SADNESS & TEARS!!!
TELL ME WHY PEOPLE ARE TURNING THIS WHOLE…
Throw bugs at him and say there’s a ghost coming.
Tell him you smell a sale on designer clothes.
Appeal to his sensitivity. Talk to him about statistics involving natural disasters or orphans or homeless LGBT youth or kicked puppies so he cries and gets distracted blogging on Weibo about The Issues.
“O M G… is that Lay and Sehun KISSING?! Woah SO MUCH TONGUE! Man, someone should really go tell them to get a room.”